"Carolyn didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she learned Tiny Tim, accompanying himself on his ukulele, would be delivering the eulogy at her father's funeral!!"
Roger: Barnabas, I'd appreciate your advice on a problem that has come up. When I was going through Paul's papers, I discovered a document that said he wasn't really Liz' husband, Paul Stoddard, but actually her brother, Roger Collins!!"
Fill in the blank: Jeb - "Barnabas, what do you mean that you won't show me the ropes and how to get the best experience out of ________ Night at the Pickle Barrel?!"
Fill in the blank: "Carolyn tried to discreetly cover her nose because she didn't want to indicate that she was becoming nauseated by the smell of ________ and thus insult ________!!"