(Can you imagine if he made them up looking like Roxanne?! Then again, maybe HE is responsible for her look and Roxanne just didn't realize it. She would never agree to marry him, so making her up like that was Lamar's revenge. Now it all makes sense why she was the first and only vampire to look like that.)
(What came to my mind is a lot more risque than cable. Let's just say it involved certain sex toys and leave it at that for people's own imaginations to fill in. )
I'm not sure why, but I find that hilarious! Maybe it's because we've never so much as seen a bathroom, so it's hard to imagine that there's one even big enough to have a main towel rack that size, much less an auxiliary rack.
"... Just this once won't you admit that you've had the hots for me ever since I fetchingly portrayed Nelle Gunston! It was the southern accent - I know it!!"