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Episode #0576
« on: June 30, 2008, 06:20:32 PM »
 [silent]

Complete this phrase: "Jeff was shocked into silence after Roger suggested they might...!!"

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 12:48:07 PM »
Jeff was shocked into silence after Roger suggested they might all be descended from phoenixes, judging from the latest scientific research!!

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 12:55:13 PM »
(I yield to Roger's authority on incestors....)
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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 04:18:05 AM »


"Jeff was shocked into silence after Roger suggested they might...Spend the Night Together!!"
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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 04:25:44 AM »
"Jeff was shocked into silence after Roger suggested they might not want a son-in-law who can't get rid of a simple hair bump!!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 03:05:30 AM »
"use a bat to break his head open & feast upon the candy inside"

"see who was wearing the funniest underpants"

"put up the Christmas tree, even though it was July"

"start a country band"

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 05:06:40 AM »
... transplant Jeff's hair onto Roger!
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 09:02:41 PM »
  [laughing7], Sara.

"use a bat to break his head open & feast upon the candy inside"

Is that what's inside? I knew it couldn't be a brain!  [wink2]


... transplant Jeff's hair onto Roger!

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 02:59:41 AM »
Ride, ride, ride the wild surf.
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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 03:11:23 AM »
... transplant Jeff's hair onto Roger!

MT, 

That's an hysterically funny remark about Jeff's surfeit of hair and poor Roger's dearth of hair! [8_2_73] [santa_grin]

By the way, I think that the extremely hirsute Mr. Clark had enough hair to provide some "sweeps" to both the folliclely-challenged Roger Collins and the equally folliclely-challenged Sheriff George Patterson, and, STILL have a full, Ronald Reagan-like head of hair on the top of his own head!!!    [santa_cool] [ChristmaS2]

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 04:56:52 AM »
(Thanks Bob.  Jeff could be of so much service to the community, if he'd shut the f up and start donating bits of himself to others!)
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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 02:52:44 PM »
(Thanks Bob.  Jeff could be of so much service to the community, if he'd shut the f up and start donating bits of himself to others!)

MT,

I hear you on that one!  Maybe Jeff/Peter could donate just a mere fraction of his outgoing and ebullient personality to such all-time DS curmudgeons/old fogeys as Collinwood caretaker Matthew Morgan and the Collins family's 1840 neighbor, Mordecai "Get Off of My Land!" Grimes? [santa_undecided] [santa_angry] [santa_cheesy] [santa_wink]

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Re: Episode #0576
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2013, 06:31:43 PM »
 [lol2], Uncle Roger (and Btb and Magnus)!!  [bigok]