And thank you, Connie, for the clarification of my origins. It's a relief, believe me.
Touche! I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...lol. You guys must throw great parties! Fake fies in the dip, snake-in-the-cans, whoopie cushions... Invite me to the next one!
Hope you had a fabulous birthday, LAFB. And I hope you got more than that card from the apple tree.
They didn't make you wear one of those pointy paper party hats, did they?!!
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