Fill in the blank: Liz - Miss Winters, I can't say I was pleased when I received several phone calls tonight to complain that you were ________ in the village!!"
"Vicki was shocked beyond belief when she caught Sam Evans while he slept off a drunken stupor in Roger's car!!" "...when she caught a group of raccoons while they took advantage of the air conditioning in Roger's car!!" "...when she caught David while he looked through Roger's collection of Playboy magazines in Roger's car!!"
Complete the phrase: "The doorknobs on the inside of the drawing room's doors had witnessed so many things through the years that they finally got to a point when they decided to hire a ghost writer, to publish their autobiography, and to title it '________'!!"