I was afraid MB was going to start his own version of Match.com right here on the boards.
Hmmm - now there's an idea...
I can just see a possible listing:
Tall, dark (but also short and hairy on certain days of the month) male seeks female, preferably with LONG LASHES, whom he can mold into his ideal woman as if she'd barely had any life experience on her own.And, of course, such hobbies as:
Time travelling, dispensing sedatives, grave robbing, practicing witchcraft, creating artificial life, obsessing over lost love, creating a master race to take over the world, drinking brandy (and almost anything else), holding seances, obsession for luring ones children into the flames, burying people in unmarked graves in the woods, placing curses, etc.would have to be available for people to choose from in their bios.