Fill in the blanks: "Desmond was beside himself when he read in a back issue of the Collinsport Star that while he was away his mother had been caught up in a scandal involving ________, ________, and ________!!"
"Daphne couldn't stop herself from dozing off while flora droned on and on about how the heroine of her newest opus was even purer than the driven snow and so she would always remain!!"
Flora - "And, Miss Daphne, remember: it's always a good thing for a young woman such as yourself to have plenty of absorbent wadding on hand during that special time!!"