"he had mistaken him for Dirk &, in a truely embarrassing incident, Gregory had unsuccessfully tried to stake him at the grocery store not 24 hours prior"
"he'd brought board games & obviously meant to stay for the evening"
"he was wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT!"
"he was carrying a painting depicting two nude men & his first words upon meeting Gregory were: 'Okay, Drop 'em, Grandpa!'
"his daughter was wrapped around one of his legs"