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Episode #0790
« on: May 31, 2009, 07:44:43 PM »
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Re: Episode #0790
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 03:07:12 PM »
Set-up:
J: (thinking) "Is this what being a newlywed is supposed to be?   Why don't they issue a manual?   If I'd known about the _________ and __________ I might have thought twice!"
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Re: Episode #0790
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 05:16:51 PM »
"Is this what being a newlywed is supposed to be?   Why don't they issue a manual?   If I'd known about the _________ and __________ I might have thought twice!"

"sobbing" and "pathetic begging of forgiveness after failing in the sack"

"hours a husband spends in the bathroom" "their reluctance to trim their toenails"

"clamps" and "the kiddie pool filled with jello"

"seperate bedroom rule" and "the law that a wife must allow her husband to have up to 3 girlfriends during the first year of marriage"