B: Mistress Victoria, will you allow me the honor of lying face down in your dirty bath water?!
Lots of good ones on this thread, but my hat's off to Buzz.
BC: "...and then Burke had me investigated, as if I were a common criminal, and... well, it made me so ashamed that I just can't look you in the eye!! How's that for finesse? Did I say that out loud?"
VW: "Oh you poor dear! I'll take care of the big, bad bully right away!"
(Actually I don't trivialize being bullied, but I figure Barnie can take care of himself!)
