Count Petofi, luxuriating in the use of Quentin's body, was aghast and appalled when Quentin cheerily announced from Petofi's original body: "You'd better hope you never have to use your own body again, because while I'm in it I'm going to...
...tattoo a dotted line around each wrist, with the words 'cut here'!"
...tattoo 'Scimitars are for wimps' across its chest!"
...get Magda to give it a pair of crystal balls!"
I'm sure others can do better, but what a great setup, Lydia!