I'm thinking the forum should rechristen Peter, Bozo Bradford. Let's imagine, if you will, the fascinating twists his new persona could bring to some classic DS scenes:
* Barnabas and Vicki converse in her car as they elope. Suddenly Vicki gasps and shouts, "Barnabas! It's Bozo Bradford!!!" as a young man, dressed in complete Bozo suit and makeup comes into view of the car's headlights. Vicki loses control of the car and it careens off the road. "Bozo" struggles through the underbrush in his huge oversize shoes to see if they're all right...
* As they discuss the experiment in his lab, Dr. Lang happens upon a brilliant idea: "Barnabas - what if I were to tell you that you could have the hair and shoes of Bozo Bradford?!"
* After having consumed Prof. Stokes' "special" herb, the young man realizes that he is Bozo Bradford. Suddenly a baton appears in his hand and he begins marching around the room followed by a merry band, a group of excited children, and some just as excited animals. Vicki bursts into the room and, ecstatic, immediately hugs him. "Oh, Bozo!"