"Barnabas and Quentin angrily disagreed when Barnabas wanted to use the Hand of Count Petofi to ________, but Quentin wanted to use it to ________!"
"turn all woman into Josette" "turn all men into women"
"turn back & freeze time so that it was always the late 18th century" "create a giant record player so his theme song could be heard worldwide"
"turn himself back to human" "turn Barnabas into a talking cactus...just because it would be funny!"
"bring back all of his dead family members" "bring back extremely low-cut necklines in women's fashions"
