INT/THE OLD HOUSE-NIGHT (of course...)
Julia walks over to the mantel and picks up the gun.
JULIA: I'm going to do what you don't have the guts to do, Barnabas. I'm gonna plug Angelique!
BARNABAS: Plug?
JULIA: 86. Pop. Snuff. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
BARNABAS: Is that an incantation?
JULIA: I'm gonna kill that witch bitch, Barnabas!
BARNABAS: Oh. But what about your sworn oath and duty to preserve life?
JULIA (laughs bitterly): What about it? Listen, if the AMA ever catches up to me, I won't be able to run an illegal abortion clinic. Anyway, I've had it with Angelique. She's messed with my man for the last time.
BARNABAS (confused): Your...man?!
JULIA (annoyed): You, ya creepy mook!
BARNABAS (uncomfortably): Yes...yes, of course. I'm your..."man".
JULIA: What does it take with you? Maggie, Vickie, prim and proper Josette. You think they'd get involved in as many cover-ups and conspiracies as I have to save your 200-year old ass?!
BARNABAS: Perhaps not.
JULIA (mocking): Perhaps not. (checking the gun) I'm gonna pull that stupid wig off her head and write a goodbye note on the back of her vengeful little skull.
BARNABAS: My God, Julia! This is a side of you I've never seen...
JULIA: Yeah? Well, get used to it...(walking toward the door) Grab your cane and your cape, pretty boy. We're a-goin' back to Collinwood...