Gabriel - "Oh, Gerard, I've been waiting for you! I wonder if I might ask if I might borrow your ________?! Mine seems to have gone missing - though I strongly suspect Tad has taken it without permission again and refuses to own up to it!!"
"Samantha was horrified when she awoke from a nap on her bed and discovered Lamar Trask in her room - and he was about to embalm her because, so deep was her sleep, he had mistaken her for dead!!"
"Samantha didn't feel an once of shame at being positively gleeful over the news that Lamar Trask was impotent, and therefore, too embarrassed to pursue Roxanne any longer!!"