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Episode #0706
« on: March 11, 2006, 08:23:53 AM »
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2006, 10:36:46 AM »
Carl:  "Is that your voice, Pansy?   You just went out for some take-out, right?"

Magda:  "Oh GOOD GRIEF..."
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2006, 03:29:34 PM »
And now, in her Broadway debut, Magda Rakosi!

M: (singing) Seet down, seet down, seet down, seet down, seet down yourrrrrrrrrrrrr  rrrrrrrrrrrockin' da boat!!
C:  Uh, Magda?  Benny Southsteet in 'Guys & Dolls' is 'sposed to be played by a man!   ;D
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2006, 04:04:33 AM »
Magda: Carl, I'm getting a vision! it says you should go into the clothing business... I can hear it now... attention Collinsport shoppers!  the blue candle is lit for super savings!
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2006, 09:36:47 PM »
Magda: "Look at the size of that spider"!
Carl: "Gah, I hate spiders"!

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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2006, 02:27:11 AM »
This picture is taken just before the . . uhm . . dropping scene of the deleted Flying Elephant story.

(Hmm . . I hope the deliver was right on that one . . it certainly works with the picture.)
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 01:28:40 PM »
Carl Collins was quite perplexed by Magda's Al Jolson impersonation!

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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 11:11:00 PM »
Magda: Oh no! look at all those cob webs! Sandor! fetch the ladder!

Carl: Gosh! you gypsies live like, like... well like gypsies!
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 12:16:10 AM »
Magda:  "But soft....what light through yonder bannister breaks?  Oh hell, eet's just Barrrnabas."
Carl: (sob sob)  "And I thought it might be my Pansy..."



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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2006, 09:32:00 PM »
Carl:  You know, Magda, now that Cousin Barnabas has moved in, he might not like you and Sandor playing volleyball inside.
Sandor (off-camera):  What you talkin' about?  We don' need no stinkin' chandelier!

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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 04:16:28 PM »
M: And then I tol' heem eet was just a dahrrrrream!  Oy vey, now I'm farklempt!  Talk amongst yourrrrrselves!
C: But, there's no one else here Magda!   ::)
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2006, 06:00:55 AM »
MR: "All praise Godzilla!"
Godzilla, offscreen: "Yeah, hi!   I made some I Ching wands out of used telephone poles and projected my astral self back from the 1960s for some reason!     Original idea, huh?     Carl, don't like lizards or something?!"
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Re: Episode #0706
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2006, 01:40:14 PM »
John Karlen:  "Jeez, ya nearly took my head right off with that boom mike!"