Episode #0508

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing..."

[IluvBarnabas]

Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing that he had gotten a wedgie while he had been napping.

[MagnusTrask]

"Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing that the cutting stage of being a cheese connoisseur was not as enjoyable as the eating stage."

[Lydia]

Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing that he was the target of a surprise birthday party featuring rancid claret cup and curdled Cheez Whiz.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Cheez Whiz alone would surely reduce Stokes to tears! 

[Sara Monster]

"that string cheese & Dr Who reruns were great, but not enough to relief his sadness over not having a date on Saturday night"

[MaggieEvans]

 "Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing that Jello had discontinued it's grape flavor."

[MagnusTrask]

"Stokes was nearly reduced to tears upon realizing that the human body was mostly salt water, and he'd been sweating a lot lately."

[Uncle Roger]

That the Injun Orange flavor of Funny Face was taken off the market.

[MagnusTrask]

That the Injun Orange flavor of Funny Face was taken off the market.

(You just dredged up a dim, remote memory...)

[Lydia]

...that he would not be able to go on a cruise featuring the stars of his favorite old radio program, "John's Other Wife's Other John.”