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Episode #0297
« on: April 04, 2005, 08:17:56 PM »
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 08:32:54 PM »
"Thank God...I can see the teleprompter in her eyes!"

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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2005, 04:12:48 PM »
Maggie:  "Memories... light the corners of my mind..."

Barney Baby:   "Hey, gotta go!   You've been a great audience!    Try the veal!!"
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2005, 05:51:33 PM »
Maggie: I had the strangest dream last night- I dreamt I was a prisoner in the Old House in my Maidenform bra!

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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2005, 04:55:40 PM »
Barnabas: From down here, it looks like a pimple on your chin.
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 03:36:20 PM »
"Thank God...I can see the teleprompter in her eyes!"
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B: What you talkin' 'bout Willis!
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 04:05:21 AM »
Barnabas: I always enjoy my visits with you Maggie... your such a good listener.

Maggie: Huh? what? did you say something.

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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2006, 05:10:20 AM »
Maggie: My name is.....Kitty Soames?

Barnabas: No! Your name is Josette Col... Oh I give up!

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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 05:07:30 PM »
B: (thinking) Ah!  THERE'S that pesky fly!  I wonder if Maggie would be upset if I back-handed her to kill it.
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 06:46:32 PM »
Maggie: Does this dress make me look fat?

Barn (thinking): I've lived more than 200 years and there is still no good answer to that question.
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 01:24:22 AM »
Maggie: Does this dress make me look fat?

Barn (thinking): I've lived more than 200 years and there is still no good answer to that question.

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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 01:28:55 AM »
Jonathan thinks "Oooo I'm gonna smack her later!" when Kathryn begins ad-libbing and throws his reading from the teleprompter makes no damn sense.
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 05:25:05 AM »
B: (shocked) What do you mean you're not a virgin!   :o
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 11:59:55 AM »
M: "I just realized... I am Josette Dupree!   Daddy, you won't believe the trouble poor Barnabas here had to go through, to try to help me understand..."
BC: "SSSSHH!  And I'll meet you out back in five minutes!  I haven't had it for centuries!!"
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Re: Episode #0297
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2006, 05:32:03 PM »
Maggie:  My dad's a bit of a nut sometimes.  He usually paints landscapes, but now he's painting Soup Cans.  Can you imagine anyone ever buying that kind of stuff?   [hall2_wink]
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!