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Episode #0971
« on: March 17, 2006, 01:06:47 AM »
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 01:36:08 AM »
JH: "Now Willie... you know what you've done wrong, don't you... which way does the pointy end go?!"

WL:  "Uh... to the left?   Right?   Toward me?   Give me a clue!"
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 03:46:33 AM »
"Do not go gentle into that good night.  Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 05:24:34 AM »
JULIA: Why does that stake frighten you so, Willie?

WILLIE: I... I guess it reminds me of that thing I found in your medical bag, Julia... with the double-D batteries...

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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 09:42:21 AM »
Thanks for the chuckle, Magnus, and Sandor...chortleriffic!  >:D  :-*


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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 03:59:53 PM »
JULIA: Why does that stake frighten you so, Willie?

WILLIE: I... I guess it reminds me of that thing I found in your medical bag, Julia... with the double-D batteries...

 [laughing4] [stfl]  Bet he found it right next to the Ben Wa Balls too!   >:D
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 04:29:11 PM »
Willie:  This stake is to tough.  Julia do you have any tenderizing salt?

Julia:  You idiot. 
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 11:22:53 PM »
Willie: I can't believe it Julia, I just bought these, there were sold separately!  I always thought they were a set!   

Julia: That better be an extra tent spike Willie!
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 12:21:02 AM »
Julia:  "A garlic press, Willie?  A GARLIC Press?!?"

Willie:  "Hey, what d'ya want!  I was right in the middle of dinner!"

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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 07:40:04 PM »
John Karlen: I didn't think ABC was this desperate to cancel the show!

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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2006, 08:20:27 AM »
WL: "So, Megan will just turn toward the camera and sing 'Peg Of My Heart' and it'll all just be a big laugh, right?"
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 10:16:47 AM »
WL: "So, Megan will just turn toward the camera and sing 'Peg Of My Heart' and it'll all just be a big laugh, right?"

Megan?!   Roxanne, surely...
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2006, 03:49:00 AM »
Julia: Willie you know what your holding in your hands?

Willie: Yeah... Barnabas gave them to me.. I'll treasure them forever!
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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2006, 12:22:24 AM »
Julia:  You'd just better stake that b**ch, Willie.  Nobody gives me two black eyes and lives to tell about it.

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Re: Episode #0971
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2006, 12:38:29 AM »
Julia:  You'd just better stake that b**ch, Willie.  Nobody gives me two black eyes and lives to tell about it.

OMG, she does have some serious dark circles under the eyes!   [lghy]