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Messages - patrickm

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he was the president signing executive orders.

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handing out free samples at the supermarket wearing a tuna suit.

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Waiter to himself: Oh great, another couple business guys who hang around all day like it's their office and are cheapskate tippers.... Sheesh.

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become the upstairs maid at Devlinwood?

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B: Don't flinch Carolyn ... I'll swat him.

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C: Ok David, I better get you back to your room  before Uncle Roger discovers you were the one into his brandy supply ... I'll just blame it on Joe.

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E: Ok Carolyn - chalk up another blitzed cannery employee you dated. Poor Joe came in, threw up in the umbrella stand  and passed out behind the couch.

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J: I'm not so think as you drunk I am ... Hick

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R: Look David, what are you doing keeping a magazine like Patricide Monthly in your bedroom? Can't you be like every normal boy and hide Playboys instead?

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Yes, they upgraded the paper quality but basically doubled the price. I got a copy online. As for the article, it struck me more as a mini biography written by KLS rather than an "in depth interview."

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Gargoyles will be shown again on Svengoolie this Saturday April 24 at 8pm on ME TV.

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S: Look Maggie, no lectures ... I got a hangover this big.

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his hostile takeover of Collins Industries goes sideways.

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The 2 xanax that Vicki snitched from Elizabeth is kicking in.  [sad8]

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B to C: Care to try that move back at my place?
J: Oh brother ...